Older Japanese Hikers

(PICTURE: Some standard Japanese hikers.)

Paula has commented to me a couple of times that older Japanese people are in ridiculously good shape. Well, that is putting it lightly.

As Paula and I hiked Bondai, every person who would pass us on the trail was roughly 20-40 years older than us. I would guesstimate that the average person climbing the mountain was 60-65 years old.

Not only were the people older than us, but they were also carrying decent size bags. As you may recall from a couple of blogs ago, I met two professors on top of the mountain. I would bet the both professors are in their mid 70s. One of the professors had literally carried a small cooler with beers up the mountain so he could enjoy a frosty brew at the end of his hike while the other had carried two large plastic jugs to take air samples.

As I hiked, I kept trying to picture my parents or their friends doing the hike we were doing. My parents and their friends are around 60 and I can say with total confidence that not one of them could possibly have climbed that mountain without having to be picked up by a helicopter once they reached the top. I don't mean any offense to my parents or their friends but these older Japanese people are bionic. Frankly they are even in much better shape than I am because I was sore as hell for a solid five days after the hike.

Bubbling Water

How many times have you seen a puddle on the ground that was bubbling?



This was a pretty cool site to see but also a reminder that I was walking on a volcano! I'm fairly/moronically cocky that given a head start I could potentially outrun a bear, but outrunning an explosive volcano is probably not gonna happen.

BEAR!!!!!!!!!

On the drive towards Bondai, I noticed that the little bell in Paula's car was missing. Apparently Yuya had forgotten to put the bell back after our hike the previous week. I started to make half jokes about being mauled by a bear and decided to buy any noise-making apparatus at a road-side 7-11. The best thing I could find was a little trinket that had a bell in it. The trinket made the slightest noise but at least it was something. I tied it to my shoe for our hike and added an extra little kick to my step so that the bell would toll. This bell made more of a peep though.

(PICTURE: My original "bear bell" on the right and a real bear bell that I now own on the left.)

At the beginning of the trail was a LARGE sign warning about bears. This got my heart rate going a little bit anytime I'd hear a twig break or a bird in a bush. As we hiked and passed fellow mountain climbers, Paula would ask people if they saw a bear. The response was always the same: a shake of the head and a laugh. Nobody had seen a bear...EVER.

After meeting Tom and Tom (see yesterday's post) we stopped at a random shack/restaurant on the mountain:

(PICTURE: You can see the shack/restaurant in the middle of this picture if you look close.)

While at the restaurant, we asked the woman who worked there if she ever saw a bear in all her years of working on the mountain. The woman told us that she had seen a bear only once. Tom #1 asked her what she did and she said, "I turned around and ran as fast as I could." Tom #1 said, "That's not what you are supposed to do if you see a bear." The woman replied, "I know but I was scared and wanted to run!"

This isn't the advised approach to survive a bear encounter but the woman was in one piece to tell the story so clearly it can't be that bad to run from a bear. Anyway, the woman not-so-coincidentally sold bear bells at her shack/restaurant. I bought the largest bear bell they had which was probably the smartest purchase of my life. The noise my new bell made was a good ten times louder than the trinket tied to my shoe. The piece of mind I got from the bell was priceless. As we hiked back down the mountain Paula made some comment about being disappointed that we didn't see any wildlife. I told her to shush it because we still had 20 minutes to go and talk like that would surely get us mauled.

Well, after a long hike back, Paula and I got to the parking lot where her car was. We saw no bears. We pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive down the mountain road. We had driven for about thirty seconds when I saw a bush start rustling ahead of us. Paula slowed down the car and sure enough A BEAR WALKED ON TO THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(REENACTMENT PICTURE: The picture I was too slow to take myelf and thus had to steal from the internet.)

I quickly tried to find my camera but I was too slow. The bear, having been scared by us, darted back into the woods. Paula and I looked at each other and both started to scream like little school girls, "A bear! We saw a bear!!!!" As strange as it may sound, seeing the bear has probably been my favorite highlight in Japan. Every Japanese person that I tell the story too looks shocked, "You saw a bear? No way. I've never seen a bear."

I can't really tell you how happy I was to see a bear. But I can tell you that I was even happier that I saw the bear while in Paula's car.

New Friends

(PICTURE: Having a beer with Tom and Tom. Actually, technically that is me having Tom's beer which he insisted I drink.)

Paula and I met two men at the top of Bondai. After a few words we realized that we all worked at the same university. The two men, who introduced themselves as Tom and Tom, are professors at the university. Tom #1 teaches Chemistry and Tom #2 teaches Electrical Engineering.

Since meeting Tom and Tom I have become friends with them. Tom #1 and I often eat lunch together in the cafeteria and Tom #2 recently brought over photos for me from the day we hiked Bondai. The men are extremely nice and not only gave Paula and I candy, but also insisted that I drink their beer that they had brought and lugged up the mountain in a little cooler.

Tom #1 worked in the United States for a number of years and speaks English extremely well. There is something extremely grandfatherly about him that reminds me of my Grandpa Leo. Tom, like my grandpa Leo, gets really excited about talking about little things. With my Grandpa Leo it was plants, with Tom it is chemistry. It is Tom's grandpa-esque qualities that make the following story so hilarious to me:

As you can see in the picture below, Tom #1 is carring two large plastic containers:

Tom #1 hiked all the way to the top of Bondai with these containers to take air samples that he could analyze back at the university (he told me that the air quality has been going downhill recently because of pollution from China).

Apparently Tom #1 likes to take air samples so much that the last time he went to the states he took two jugs with him. Tom flew to America with them and when he was in Washington, D.C. attempted to get an air sample in front of some government building. Well, that didn't last long. Tom #1 said he was quickly scooped up by the FBI and detained in a hotel for twelve hours of questioning. Apparently Tom #1 didn't get the memo not to carry mysterious jugs into the heart of America's capital. In the end, with the help of the Japanese embassy, Tom was let go. The FBI kept his equipment though.

Tom has told me this story twice and each time laughs at the experience. Frankly, if the same thing happened to me in a foreign country I'm pretty sure I would have pissed myself. Oh, wait it did sort of happen to me in Vietnam: http://ahoyhanoi.blogspot.com/2009/02/my-scariest-experience-in-vietnam.html

Bondai

(PICTURE: The start of the trail.)

(PICTURE: The end of the trail.)


Once and a while I get a tad behind on posting things. This is one of those times. A few weeks ago Paula and I had a day off and decided to hike Bondai mountain. The hike was absolutely gorgeous. There is something about the forests in Japan that are like nowhere else I've ever been. Between the trees, the changing foliage and the way light trickles through the canopy, the forests appear almost mystical. I read a Murakami book last year called, "Kafka on the Shore." In the book one of the characters continually wanders through a dark forest despite warnings that he could easily lose himself in it and never make it back. If it wasn't for the well-marked path, I could see that happening quite often out here.

As with most hikes, the payoff at Bondai was at the top. The view was gorgeous.

Happy Birthday, Katie!

(PICTURE: Katie waiting for the bullet train. The only thing quicker than the Shinkansen is how fast one's 30th birthday comes after turning 29.)

Today is my coworker/friend/next-door-neighbor Katie's 29th birthday. Last night I went out and bought her some socks that happen to be really funny and warm. It is getting cold here and the floors in our apartments are sort of freezing. Katie also likes leg warmer type stuff so I thought they were a good gift.

After buying the gift I went to the gym. At the gym I bumped into one of Katie's students and told him that I had just bought Katie a birthday gift since her birthday was the next day. The student was surprised and asked what I bought her. I told him and then he said to me, "That's a good gift. I'm gonna go buy her socks too after the gym." I couldn't believe that kid was gonna steal my gift so I told him to just buy chocolates. I thought I trumped him until he showed up today with a beautiful scarf.

Japan Is Not An Island

I was having a conversation with two students today and learned an interesting -- and very disputable -- fact. Apparently Japan is not an island.

One of my students is from a very small island off the southeast coast of the main land. I was asking him questions about his island and he told me it was the third or fifth largest island in Japan. I was shocked because he had just told me that there are only about 50,000 people living on his island. I then asked him, which islands are bigger. He rattled off two random islands and I said, "What about Hokkaido?" not even thinking about the island we were having our class on. Both students in my classroom at the time laughed at me and said, "Hokkaido is not an island!" I said, "Really? Is it attached to the main island?" They said it wasn't. I asked if it was surrounded by water. They said it was. I said, "So its an island." And well, they disagreed.

Am I crazy or is Japan not considered an island? Is Australia considered an Island? Is New Zealand considered an island? Is Iceland considered an island? I would say that I have a little island fever these days but if I'm not on an island then maybe I just have a fever (hit the symbol sound for my bad joke).