Saturday, August 15, 2009

Fuzzy Fruit

Yesterday I mentioned how expecting parents should beware of giving birth on certain days of the lunar calendar. Well, here's a second warning: pregnant women should not eat fuzzy fruit unless they want hairy children. Actually that's not totally true -- you can eat fuzzy (or hairy as they say here) fruit as long as you remove the skin.

We're talking about the future of your children so heed the warning! If you want hairy children eat a peach every day. If you want hairless children stay away from the fuzz!!!