My cousin Justin literally doesn't know what "on time" means. This has been the case his whole life. One quick example was when I was in New York City about six months ago and he was supposed to meet up with my friends and I since he was coming in from Boston. He called me and said, "I'll see you in about a half hour." A half hour was already about two hours later then we had originally planned. Well, four hours later at 2:30AM he strolled into the bar my friends and I were waiting at. He had some excuse, but really who can remember it. I'm not complaining about Justin since, well, I love the kid for who he is. The whole point of this is that I awoke this morning with a happy birthday email from him that contained a video. Here's the video. It's ridiculous.