GREAT NEWS!!!

I've got great news for everyone: This afternoon I got an email from Hayden. He wrote:

Ben

Your a top bloke.

I just got out of hospital today and will recover for a while on the Sunshine Coast in Queensland.

Hope all is well with you and thanks for your kind email.

Hayden

I wrote Hayden back and told him that dozens of you sent me emails wishing him well. It was a great sight seeing Hayden's name pop up in my inbox. Thank you again to everyone for keeping Hayden in your thoughts!

Mom and Dad Meet Huyen

Probably the worst time to introduce your girlfriend to your parents is right after they've flown for twenty four hours and sit down in comfortable chairs for the first time. My parents were both zonked out when Huyen came in. Here are my favorite parts of this video:

1. Huyen asking what my parents' names are and not knowing my last name. (Truth check: she knows my full name but later was confused on why you call someone's parents Mr. and Mrs. because it's, "Too formal.")

2. My parents not getting up. In their defense they fell asleep about two seconds after we left the room.

3. My annoying nervous laughter. I must get it from my sister.

4. The occasional glances of my cousin Justin smiling in the background.




Huyen invited my parents for coffee later in the day when she finished work and I was still at work. Prior to meeting up with Huyen my Dad took a pain killer pill (I'm pretty sure for his ailing back and not because she's a goy) and promtly fell asleep at the cafe while dripping with sweat. Literally my mother had to push him back in his chair since he started to fall out of it while off in sleepy-land. This scared the hell out of Huyen who keeps texting/asking me how my Dad is feeling.

When I finished work, Mom, Huyen, Justin, Ryan and I all went to dinner. A little more awake, Mom and Huyen seemed to be bonding:

Welcome To 'Nam

A few weeks ago my father hurt his back putting my parents Vietnam trip in jeopardy. When Justin and I departed for our motorbike trip I was 95% sure my parents weren't coming anymore. While out in the rice paddies of Northwest 'Nam I didn't have access to email for a couple of days. When I finally did get a chance to check my email I had a note from my mother that basically said, "We're coming." I was beyond excited to hear this since I had come to grips with the idea that it would be a long time till I got to see them again.

Well, this morning they arrived! Let me beat everyone to the comment: "Worst video ever." I kind of forgot I had the camera in my hand when my parents walked through the arrival gates.




For those of you who are wondering about my trip with Justin -- I'm just going to have to delay those stories until after my parents leave. However let me say, they're well worth the wait.

I Head-Butted A Girl In The Face

I'm still on my motorbike trip with Justin and thus haven't had access to email or been able to download any pictures. However, after traveling for 11 hours yesterday through rice paddies and a national park (details on this once I get back) we decided to treat ourselves to the nicest hotel in Thanh Hoa. This place is a palace for the whopping cost of $20 a night which includes free internet.

That said, I thought I'd share a quick anecdote from the other night. While in Mai Chau, Justin and I befriended about forty Vietnamese college students. The majority of the students were girls and aged 19. Well, I was talking to two girls when a giant preying mantis landed on my shoulder. Naturally I said, "Whoah!" One of the two girls saw the insect and flicked it...right into my face. As it hit my cheek I instinctively shot my head forward and HEAD-BUTTED the other girl in the face. When I say head-butted, I mean head-butted. It was a powerful slam of my forehead into hers. Somehow though I ended up being the one hurt. The bone around my eye socket is extremely sensitive to the touch even forty eight hours later. I apologized to the girl who in turned apologized to me over and over again. In the end I conceded -- it was her fault.

Students Say The Craziest Things Part 3

As I've mentioned, I always have my students talk/debate at the beginning of class as a speaking exercise. Well, the other day I gave students topics to debate and it became pretty heated. The funniest topic turned out to be, "Should Vietnam allow other fast food franchises besides KFC."

Right now in KFC is the only American franchise allowed in the country. Arguing against more fast food were two men. Arguing for more fast food were two women. However, it ended up being 1 man versus all the women in my class. Here's a simplified version of the argument:

MAN: Vietnam shouldn't allow more fast food because it will make our women lazy. They should cook their families meals and not go to fast food restaurants.

WOMAN #1: Why does it just make women lazy? We work too. Maybe we don't want to cook. Maybe we want to be lazy when we finish work.

MAN: What? Cooking for your family is a woman's pleasure.

WOMAN #1: It's not my pleasure. I'm busy.

MAN: But cooking is what makes women happy.

WOMAN #2: It doesn't make me happy. How many women does it make happy?

0 out of 7 hands went up.

MAN: It makes my mother happy. Cooking is her great delight.

Students Say The Craziest Things Part 2

On Sunday I was walking in the hallway and saw one of my students, Trang. Trang is always on the edge of her seat, waving her hand at me to answer questions. Yeah, one of those types. Well, I smiled at her and said, "Hi, Trang!" She ignored me and kept on walking. I thought it was odd until a second later I saw Trang again and did a double-take. Turns out she's an identical twin. This is the conversation that then took place:

BEN: Trang, you have a twin sister?
TRANG: Yes. And her teacher is a better teacher than you. You're a bad teacher. Her teacher plays more games than you.
BEN: Oh, well that's not very nice to say.

Trang shrugged her shoulders as if to say, "I don't care." I then thought for a second and said:

BEN: Trang, is your sister in the same level as you? Is she also Pre-Intermediate 1?
TRANG: No, she's Pre-Intermediate 2.
BEN: Oh, so your sister is a better student than you.

I shrugged my shoulders and walked into the teacher's room. SNAP! I got her good. I put that 11 year old in her place!!!!

Okay, maybe I didn't say that last line but I really really wanted to.

Students Say The Craziest Things

I hear crazy things every day from my students. Last Friday I asked my class what they were going to do on the weekend. This is the conversation that took place with one of my shiest students.

SHY STUDENT: I'm going to take my wife to meet my little friend.

BEN: That's very exciting. Where does your friend live?

The student smiled and pointed at his crotch.