Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Trivia Question: What country's flag has an AK-47 on it?

Trivia Question: What country's flag has an AK-47 on it?

Take a moment to think about it....

....keep thinking....

...seriously, there really is a country that has an AK-47 pictured on its flag...

...give up?....

...here's the flag....


...still can't figure it out, right?...

The answer is...

Mozambique.

Yes, Mozambique's national flag has a picture of an AK-47 on it. According to wikipedia the Kalashnikov assault rifle's image on the flag is supposed to symbolize the nation's struggle for independence.

So what does this have to do with Hanoi? Well, since Hanoi is the capital of the country lots of heads of nations come here to meet with the government. Whenever a foreign dignitary comes to town, the city drapes the country's flag on every lamp post near Ho Chi Minh's Mausoleum and the Prime Minister's house. The other day I was driving in that neighborhood and saw dozens of flags with an AK-47 on them. I was immediately confused thinking that no country would have an AK-47 on their flag. Clearly I was wrong.

According to Wikipedia, Mozambique had a national contest in 2005 to change the flag and get rid of the AK-47. I guess nobody won the contest because it is definitely still very much part of the flag. I'm not a PR guy by any means, but personally I don't want to visit any country with an AK-47 on their flag.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

The Last Man Standing


(PICTURE: The stars of the "Pretty Woman" remake.)

I can't tell you how many times my father has said to me over the years, "You and Jeremy are the only two Livingston guys who aren't married or engaged." Usually he followed that up with some comment about our noses or some sly remark that there is something wrong with us (besides our huge noses). Well, after Huyen and I got engaged, Jeremy was the last man standing. However, he's now jumped ship too...

Jeremy recently proposed to Allie while doing his best Richard Gere impersonation. You see, "Pretty Woman" is Allie's favorite movie and always cries at the end proposal. So Jeremy arraigned to give Allie her own Hollywood movie proposal. Jeremy hired a white stretch limo and pulled up outside of a restaurant where Allie was waiting on the second floor. Allie saw Jeremy from the second floor window and Jeremy began his re-enactment of the famous scene. No, he didn't climb the fire escape but used the inside stairs. Anyway, Allie said yes which means my father has to find something new to make fun of us for.

I can honestly say that I've never seen Jeremy as happy as he is when he's with Allie. The two of them are definitely a perfect match and I can't wait to celebrate with them next November 19th!

Monday, September 6, 2010

The Next Generation of Red Heads


(PICTURE: Brett and Rina, two peas in a pod.)

A few weeks ago, my buddy Brett surprised his girlfriend Rina with twelve dozen roses and a diamond ring in their apartment. After Rina said yes, Brett finished his romantic proposal by booking them a room and a table at the hotel where they had their first date. At dinner, Brett had arrainged for both his and Rina's parents to be waiting to help celebrate. It was a great day for a great couple.

Sometimes you meet a couple and you say to yourself, "Yeah, they make sense together." I've been abroad for Brett's whole relationship with Rina but on the few chances I've gotten to meet her, they seem like a perfect fit for each other. I have no doubt they're gonna have an amazing life together.

Congratulations, Brett and Rina!!!! I can't wait to have my kids play with your red-headed children in a few years!

Sunday, September 5, 2010

The Lord of The Rings



Our rings are finished!!!...although there was of course a little drama.

When Huyen and I went to pick up our rings, mine didn't fit. Shockingly, despite measuring my finger, the shop made my ring two millimeters smaller than they said they would. However, the shop worker told us it was no big deal and that they could fix the ring by the next day.

We picked up our rings twenty four hours later and they both fit like a charm. We then had the rings inscribed. After much thought, we decided to go with: "You always make me smile" and the date of our wedding. Whenever I've told anyone about Huyen, I've always said, "She always makes me smile." For both of us, this seemed like the essential fact of our relationship -- when we're together we're always smiling and laughing.

(PICTURE: The inscription machine.)
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Saturday, September 4, 2010

The Super Superfood


(PICTURE: Two of the six seeds that Huyen and I ate.)

My cousin's girlfriend Kim recently told Huyen and I that durian fruit is now considered to be the ultimate "super food" in America. She told us that in Chicago, one durian seed goes for about $20 (there are usually 4 or more seeds per durian). Hearing that, Huyen and I have since decided we need to eat more durian while we can still get it cheap.

Recently I was a bit under the weather so Huyen bought me a huge durian to speed up my recovery process (although I know she really bought it because it is her favorite food). I devoured the durian and waited for its super powers to cure what ailed me. In the end, the durian was delicious (albeit smelly) but didn't put a dent into my flu. Despite eating three seeds, I was still sick for another four days.

Friday, September 3, 2010

English Language Books

English text books is a huge industry. There are countless different books for all age levels, skills and jobs. Some of the books are horrible and others are excellent. Personally, I appreciate the books that have some subtle jokes that only native English speakers would really pick up on. However, the other day I was using a text that had a hilarious joke that seemingly anyone who keeps up with current events could have found funny.

If you follow the news, you would know that some Islamic people don't consider it cool to draw pictures of their Prophet Mohammad. In recent years, a few cartoonists have been threatened with death because of their drawings. The controversy has been in America too, most recently with South Park's 200th episode which Comedy Central won't allow to be streamed online. Anyway, check out example #18 from my text book below:



I think it's pretty genius to dress up Mohammad in a costume as a way to draw him in a published book. I'm extremely confident that this isn't just a coincidence even though the book was published in 1999. For one thing, the name Mohammad isn't exactly common in an English text book. Most of the names are more like Alice, Jill, Mary, Alex and Bob. Secondly the book isn't exactly filled with cartoons. I feel like there had to be some serious thought to this going into the book.

The point is, there's some funny stuff in text books.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Happy Birthday General Giap!


(PICTURE: Time's cover illustration of General Giap.)

General Giap, the military genius who defeated both the French and the Americans, turned 100 last week. Reports are that General Giap is not in good health and one famous Vietnamese fortune teller has prophesied that Giap will pass away during the 1,000th anniversary of Hanoi this October.

Here's an article from Thanh Nien News:

Leaders and high-ranking officials have come together to celebrate the 100th birthday of Vo Nguyen Giap, the architect of the epic military victories over the French colonialism and American Imperialism.

Giap, a celebrated military genius, turned 100 on Wednesday (August 25).

Prime Minister Nguyen Tan Dung visited the General at the Army Medical Institute 108 Tuesday, where he is currently hospitalized. During the meeting, PM Dung expressed a great appreciation for Giap’s precious contributions to the country.

President Nguyen Minh Triet, who was visiting Laos at the time, also sent a congratulation letter to the General. Throughout the day, prominent figures in the party and government sent Giap gifts and fond wishes.

Born in the north-central province of Quang Binh, the General amazed the world with his victory over a French garrison in the northern province of Dien Bien Phu. The triumph effectively ended French Colonial.

“In defeating the French at Dien Bien Phu, he [Giap] heralded the end of imperialism,” Time Asia wrote in a 2006 article that honored Giap as one of the continent’s greatest heroes.

The victory is said to have “struck down the myth of Western invincibility” and represented the first time an Asian resistance movement triumphed against a colonial army in a conventional combat.

Fourteen years after Dien Bien Phu, the General masterminded the Mau Than Campaign, also known as the Tet Offensive of 1968, which was considered the turning point in the Vietnam War.

Having orchestrated two historic victories, Giap’s leadership has been heralded tacticians by international experts and historians alike.

Jeremy Black, a Professor of History at the University of Exeter includes Giap among the 59 greatest military leaders of the past 1,500 years. In 2008, Black celebrated Giap in his book, Great military leaders and their campaigns.

Of all the leaders portrayed in the book, Giap is the only one who is still alive.

‘Great cultural activist’

Giap, who once worked as a journalist, teacher, and historian, has also played an important role in rebuilding Vietnam’s education system.

Nguyen Ngoc Thanh, former assistant to the General during his tenure as Deputy Prime Minister (from 1976-1991) said that, at first, many scientists and scholars doubted Giap’s leadership in matters not pertaining to the military.

However, five years after he was charged with rebuilding the nation’s scientific and education sectors, leading scholars came to recognize Giap’s versatility, Thanh said.

According to Phan Huy Le, chairman of Vietnamese Historical Scientist Association, Giap played a key role in the preservation of the Thang Long Royal Citadel, which was first discovered in late 2002 and recently named a World Heritage Site by UNESCO.

Le also expressed his great admiration for Giap’s writing, saying that “his books are the liveliest records of recent history.”

According to Le, the association will publish a book titled Dai tuong Tong tu lenh Vo Nguyen Giap voi Su hoc Viet Nam (General Vo Nguyen Giap and Vietnamese history), which will include articles by the General.

“General Giap is a national hero and great cultural activist,” Le noted in his article about Giap recently published in the news website VietNamNet.