It's Time To Be Taken A Little Seriously

All of my classes are great except for one teenage class. There are 19 students in that class and all of them are well behaved except for four boys. Yesterday as they were being obnoxious two thoughts popped into my head:

Thought 1: One of my favorite children's books -- I'm blanking on the name (help, Mom)-- is about a teacher who is really nice to her students and doesn't get the respect she deserves. So the teacher calls in sick to the school and dresses up in all black and comes into the class as a "substitute." Her new personality is extremely mean and she disciplines the children. After a week or so of this the kids are dying for their old nice teacher and when she reappears they are the ideal class.

Thought 2: I read an article about a police force in Mexico who were required to grow mustaches. In fact, I think they were fined if they didn't have mustaches. The reason behind the facial hair demand was that they find in Mexico people with 'staches get more respect.

Well, I put those two thoughts together and today I'm going to class with a new mentality...and a new look:

(PICTURE: No comment on the clearly bent/gigantic nose, Dad)

A Not So Sweet Reminder Of Sweet Times

I just cleaned off the clothes line and one article of clothing was left: Steve Song's dirty undies (sure they must be clean since they were obviously washed but come on, they're still dirty).

Incidentally, that white building on the right side is the Dutch Embassy. While taking the photo someone looked at me from the window. Yeah, I'm now just waiting for my front door to be knocked down by Vietnamese police. Anything for the blog...

Epiphany

(PICTURE: My days at Hebrew School. That's me third on the right side wearing a skull cap)

I had an epiphany last night while I was teaching my teenage pre-intermediate 1 class: I'm Teaching Hebrew School!

Well, I'm at least teaching the Vietnamese equivalent of Hebrew School. Here are the simple facts:
1. I'm teaching middle to upper class kids
2. These kids, for the most part, don't want to be at school in their limited free time.
3. Their parents don't care what their kids want and make them go to English School.
4. Every other kid's last name is Levy or Goldberg.

English Contest

(PICTURE: A sign advertising an English contest)

This sign caught my attention yesterday and since I haven't posted a funny sign in a while I thought, "hey this is great for the blog."

This sign was posted at Huyen's University advertising an English contest. Call me crazy but the English Club sponsoring an English contest should have probably had someone proofread their banners. My two favorite lines are:

1. "Wanna feel your English inside?"
2. "Experience true English!!!"

TWINS!!!

It's official: We had twins!!!! Don't they look just like their daddy?

Alright, alright, Mom, don't freak out: Huyen and I aren't even close to the baby-making stage....but I've been lazy with the camera (sorry, Steve) and had this picture.

Yesterday I went to pick up Huyen to take her to a quick dinner since she was studying for her FINALS. As I pulled into her COLLEGE and drove up to her DORM right outside of the UNIVERSITY QUAD the thought struck me: I'm dating a college girl.

Then another thought struck me: I'm totally awesome!

Then another thought struck me: I'm kind of like all those old creepy guys who date young girls out here (although they are generally around 25+ years older than their girlfriends).

Then another thought struck me: OW! This thought hurt...because it wasn't a thought that struck me. It was Huyen. She was punching me saying, "I kill you!!!" No, she wasn't mad. That's just how she says hi.

My Nightmare Class

This was my nightmare class. Don't be fooled, these little kids were/are devils. Thank goodness it's done.

The 7th Sign Of The Apocalypse

(Brad and Kari on the first day of the rest of their lives togther.)

Congratulations to Brad and Kari who got engaged on Sunday! For the rest of us, I'm sorry. The world is clearly coming to an end. If you had told any LHS graduate in '97 that Brad would be one of the first to get married from our group of friends we would all have agreed that it would be a sign of the Apocalypse. However, Brad is officially engaged...to a girl...and a fantastic girl.

For those of you who read my blog and don't know Brad, he's one of my oldest and best friends. I basically taught him everything in life except how to have a committed relationship. He clearly learned that from someone else. And, I guess he taught himself school stuff too since he's always been exponentially smarter than me. Actually perhaps the only thing I ever taught him was how to use the internet....although I learned how to use the internet on his computer while I used to house sit his cats (also where I learned to despise cats...which Brad loves. Shoot, I haven't taught Brad anything).

Anyway, If you're wondering how this relates to my travel blog, well, I guess it means I'll officially be coming home at some point now since I have to go to the wedding. I'm pretty certain my parents are bribing Brad to have the wedding as soon as possible...